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...We've just gotten a story that aliens have been spotted...this is the largest ship ever seen in the history of--oh never mind, it's just Rosie O'Donnell jumping on a trampoline. But onlookers now tell us she just snapped it. Oh well. Moving on! Earlier this evening, the everlasting question, "Is Bob Barker a Werewolf" was finally answered; no, he is not a werewolf, yes, he's growing a beard. In other news, the local Yahoo Answers Mascot, Kung-Fu, the Hamster, was injured very resently when some crazy guy, who still has not been identified, but known to his supporters as "X", smashed a brick into the cage of Kung-Fu. He will recover shortly. In other news, a man was attacked by a child in a bumblebee suit, by the name of "Bug-Spray McGee". To defend himself, the man started pelting sticks at the child, but missed considering he's a small hight of 3 feet. Instead the man ended up tangled in an elderly womans wig. She is recovering now. We hope you enjoyed our show, and keep watching.